Stuck.

I know you are probably way tired of hearing me talk about Mr. Kidney Stone,

but what can I say?

1. Hey, at least its not inside of you!

or

2. But he is currently the only man that is sticking with me!? (Get it!?)

Ow. Laughter hurts.

Anyways...

I went back to the hospital today for my follow up.

The update?

The stone hasn't moved one inch! 

It hasn't even moved

THHIIIISSSS much!

not even THIS much! 

Its just chillin like a villain.

So the PA said,

"Hey what are you doing this weekend? I'm not asking you out! You just need surgery,"

and smiles.

(Don't worry, the doctor really did have arms!)

I couldn't help but laugh.

Who laughs when they find out they have to get surgery?

Me.

So the big show is scheduled for later this week.

Wish me luck!

Ironically, I had side pain tonight for the first time in a week.

Are you moving mister kidney stone?

You shouldn't, its such a bad market!

Jess

P.S. I don't like to move it move it. (right now)