My Life is: AVERAGE

Have you ever heard of a website called My Life is Average?

Well, its a website where people proclaim how average they are by sharing

events or stories that have happened to them.

They finish their note with MLIA (my life is average).

Usually they are pretty funny!

People even give scores to how good your post is.

It doesn't matter though if you truly are average.

But today this site made me think:

Is my life average?

So, what constitutes an average life?

Will you guys tell me?

Here.

I will give you a brief overview of me.

• Name: Jessica. My friends call me Jess.
• Birthday: December 5th
• Occupation: Student
• Favorite Animal: Bear
• Favorite Car: Ferrari
• Hobbies: Dancing, Pretending I can sing, Imitating a photographer, camping, and injuring myself while playing sports.
• Likes: cookies (drooling!) and any kind of ice cream, except superman flavor. gross. I also like sarcasm, funny people, weddings, laughing 'til it hurts, and houses! I oogle houses all the time!
• Dislikes: bad drivers, dull pencils, and bills. And JERSEY SHORE. ----Sidenote: I am pretty good with finances!
• 3 brothers.2 sisters. and we all like to argue loudly! (My mom said I should be a lawyer, I said "prove it!")
• Talents: Making bad jokes, Making cheesy jokes, and falling down. often.
• Ironies: I am really messy sometimes, but I LOVE a clean room. I also like checking things off lists, but procrastinate everything. and I mean everything! I even procrastinate thinking about stuff! (I am getting better though thanks to college.)

So there you have it.

Jessica.

While you are deliberating whether or not I am average,

I must give you some of the posts to compare to!

Here is what other "average" people wrote:

1. Yesterday I was running on the treadmill while watching America's Funniest Videos. I just kept thinking about how all the videos seem really staged and stuff like that just doesn't happen in real life. next thing I know I trip over my own feet and fly off the treadmill and into my basement wall. Turns out that my mom happened to catch the whole thing on video... Touche AFV, touche. MLIA

2.Today I got a text message about how your tongue can't reach your back teeth. I tested it out. It could. When I scrolled down the text message, it told me that I probably just tested it out and realized that the text was false. I have never felt more awed and exposed at the same time. If you tested this out before you finished reading this post, click average. MLIA

3.Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.

Okay here is mine:

Today, I did a long long post about my life is average and asked if i was truly average.

MLIA